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Choose from two exclusive Mother's Day designs:
🟥 MOM-RUSTIC: "PROTECTED BY MOM – F*CK AROUND & FIND OUT" 24 HR ASS WHOPPINS • 2ND AMENDMENT
🌸 MOM-PINK: "PROTECTED BY MOM – MESS AROUND WITH MOM & FIND OUT" Featuring dual revolvers & floral accents
BUILT TO LAST. BORN TO WARN. ✅ Premium 2mm-thick American aluminum ✅ Powder-coated for long-term weather resistance ✅ Pre-drilled, ready to mount anywhere ✅ Commands attention from over 100 feet away
Whether she's sweet as pie or tough as nails — this sign says it all.
🛒 ORDER BY MAY 4TH FOR GUARANTEED MOTHER'S DAY DELIVERY
Perfect for gifting — or laying down the law on your own turf. Don't wait until they're gone – when these limited edition Mother's Day signs sell out, they won't be available again!