Finally! A Sign That Actually Works—Without Making You Look Like the Neighborhood Psycho
Protect your peace without confrontation using the one tool your neighbors never saw coming… humor.
- ✅ 3 Signs for $49.90 (normally $89.85)
- ✅ FREE Shipping (only on this bundle deal – otherwise free shipping applies over $100)
- ✅ Made in Tennessee
- ✅ Weatherproof + Pre-Drilled
- ✅ 365-Day No-Risk Guarantee
You've Tried Everything...
- ❌ Generic "No Soliciting" signs (completely ignored)
- ❌ Aggressive warning signs (made you look psycho)
- ❌ Security cameras (reactive, not preventive)
- ❌ Hiding inside your own home (tired of that BS)
Nothing worked... until now.
Feel Like a Prisoner in Your Own Home?
We’ve all been there: the doorbell rings during the baby’s nap, dogs go crazy, and you're stuck hiding inside like you’re avoiding an ambush.
And let’s be honest — you’re tired of being polite to people who clearly don’t respect your space.
"Our neighborhood Karen does not walk by as much anymore. She saw the sign and was shaking her head and rolling her eyes. Thanks for the Karen repellent!"
– Jennifer M.
"It gives people a heads up... and a chuckle at the same time. Exactly what my father wanted for his tree in the yard. Great Father's Day gift!"
– Robert T.
"The second I saw it, I knew I needed it. It solved my problem overnight. No one's bothered us since putting it up."
– Mike D.
Why Humor Crushes Generic Warning Signs
Peek-A-Boo Flippers
- ✅ Actually gets noticed
- ✅ Makes people laugh while setting boundaries
- ✅ Shows your personality
- ✅ Premium aluminum quality
- ✅ Weatherproof for years
- ✅ Conversation starter with cool neighbors
Generic Warning Signs
- ❌ Gets completely ignored
- ❌ Makes you look aggressive
- ❌ Boring and impersonal
- ❌ Cheap plastic that fades
- ❌ Rusts and cracks quickly
- ❌ Creates neighborhood tension
Join Thousands of Boundary-Setters
You're not alone - homeowners everywhere are reclaiming their peace with humor.
★★★★★ Loved by 10,000+ no-nonsense homeowners
What You Get:
- 3 Premium Aluminum Characters ($89.85 value)
- FREE Shipping ($9.95 value – included only with this offer)
- 365-Day Guarantee (Priceless peace of mind)
- Pre-drilled mounting holes (Ready to install)
- Made in Tennessee quality (Not cheap imports)
Total Value: $99.80 → You Pay: $49.90
Ready to Defend in 60 Seconds
- 1️⃣ Pick your spot (tree, fence, wall)
- 2️⃣ Screw into pre-drilled holes
- 3️⃣ Watch trespassers think twice
No special tools needed - just basic screws and your sense of humor.
- 🏭 Made to order in Tennessee
- 🚚 FREE shipping to your door
- 📅 Delivered in 10-14 business days
Quick Questions
Will this offend my neighbors?
If they can't handle yard humor, they're probably the exact people you want to keep away anyway!
How do I choose my 3 characters?
Just tell us your favorites in the order notes at checkout. We'll hook you up!
How long will they last outdoors?
Premium aluminum with powder coating - built to outlast cheap plastic signs by years.
What if my HOA complains?
These are tasteful yard art, not aggressive warnings. Most HOAs can't argue with humor!
Will they actually stop solicitors?
Based on customer feedback: absolutely. People notice these and get the message.
Don't Spend Another Day Feeling Frustrated
Your yard should be your sanctuary - not a place where you feel disrespected by strangers.
Join the boundary-setting movement. Your peace of mind is worth $49.90.
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Choose Your 3 Characters From Our Full Collection
We've got 29 different attitudes to choose from - woodland legends like Bigfoot and bears, spooky squad with skeletons and reapers, sassy animals like cats and squirrels, plus weird and wild creatures like aliens and monsters.
Popular picks: Bigfoot for the trees, skeleton for year-round Halloween vibes, and a sassy cat for the garden.
Just tell us your 3 favorites in the order notes at checkout, or write "surprise me" and we'll hook you up!