🧱 Lawn & Order – Garden Defense Kit (Gnomes + Sign)
4 Armed Gnomes + 1 “Touch My Garden” Sign
Only $49.95 — Normally $59.90
Your garden’s got a new sheriff—or four of them.
This kit is loud, ridiculous, and weirdly effective.
🎯 What You’re Getting:
✔️ Gnomefront Defense Squad (Set of 4)
Fully loaded and on high alert. These little guys are angry, armed, and hilarious.
✔️ “Touch My Garden” Aluminum Sign
No sugarcoating here. It's aluminum, weatherproof, and gets the message across—fast.
💬 Why People Love It:
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Made to survive the outdoors
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Gets laughs from friends (and side-eyes from neighbors)
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Ships fast from Nashville, TN
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Just the right mix of funny + “don’t even try it”
📸 What It Looks Like:
(Insert lifestyle photo of gnomes + sign in a garden setup)
If you want me to design this mockup, just say the word.
🛒 Why the Bundle?
Buying these separately? That’s $59.90.
Grab the whole set here for $49.95 and save a chunk.
No code. No catch. Just a better deal.
❤️ What Customers Are Saying:
“The gnomes are the best thing I’ve put in my yard. People either laugh or walk a little faster.”
— Jordan W., Missouri
“I bought this for my dad. He nearly choked laughing when he opened it.”
— Lisa K., Georgia
“Sign looks great. Gnomes look pissed. That’s exactly what I wanted.”
— Brian M., Texas
❓Common Questions:
Q: Are the gnomes made of metal?
A: No—they’re solid resin. Durable, detailed, and weather-resistant.
Q: Can I buy just the sign or just the gnomes?
A: You can, but it’s more expensive. This bundle saves you money.
Q: How big is the sign?
A: 9.5" x 12" aluminum, with pre-drilled holes. Hang it in under 60 seconds.
👇 Ready to Make Your Yard Off-Limits (and Hilarious)?
👉 Add the Lawn & Order Bundle to Cart – $49.95
(Includes all 4 gnomes + the aluminum sign. No swaps.)