









UV-Printed Aluminum Gnome Stakes
Full-color. Weatherproof. Cut from aluminum and made in Tennessee.
🔥 Limited drop — made to order, moving fast!
🚛 Ships directly from our shop
Your Lawn’s Last Line of Defense.
Meet the Gnomefront Defense Squad™
Full-color. Laser-cut. 100% American-made attitude.

Perfect for your cooler, toolbox, or mower deck.


🔹 2-Pack (12") – $19.95
🔹 4-Pack (12") – $29.95
🔹 2-Pack (18") – $69.95
🔹 4-Pack (18") – $79.95
No setup needed — each gnome has the stake built in. Just unwrap and plant 'em in the lawn.
Why the higher price for the 18" sets? We use thicker aluminum to keep them sturdy at that size — anything thinner would feel flimsy and bend too easily.
🚚 Free shipping on orders over $100 — stack a few extras and we’ll cover the rest.
- ✔️ Designed in-house — not some Amazon knockoff
- ✔️ Full-color UV printed — bold and eye-catching
- ✔️ Made from laser-cut aluminum — tough, weatherproof, and built to last
- ✔️ Two sizes: 12" for subtle sass or 18" for full-on backyard domination
- ✔️ Family-owned. Made in Tennessee. Shipped fast.
- 🎁 Yours free: 2-pack of FAFO stickers (while promo lasts)
Think of these guys as the tactical ops team your lawn never knew it needed. The Gnomefront Defense Squad™ is a lineup of full-color, attitude-loaded aluminum gnomes, locked and loaded to defend your turf and deliver some serious laughs.
Each one’s made and printed in Tennessee — not some mass-produced junk from who-knows-where. Just solid aluminum, bold color, and a whole lot of lawn personality.
If you're the kind of person who appreciates a good laugh, a little lawn swagger, and getting actual value for your money… you're in the right place.
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“Absolutely love them. The quality is insane — and the reactions from guests are even better.”
— Jess W.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ (134 Verified Reviews)