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★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 1,000+ happy yards • Family-run • Built in Tennessee
Photo shows 12″ with Reflective Upgrade. Starting at 12″ ($29.95).
🚚 Shipping calculated at checkout. Free shipping on orders $100+.
🎃 Pumpkins are fun. Treats? Even better. Plastic décor to scare the kiddos? Everyone’s got the same junk. Your yard deserves something they can’t ignore.
No outsourcing. No shortcuts. Just American aluminum — cut, printed, and built by folks who actually give a damn about what you put out front.
Stop-sign grade aluminum. Thick. Tough. Made to outlast every season — and make the rest of the street look ordinary.
Picture this:
Halloween night — your yard’s the one they stop at. Neighbors laugh, visitors point, kids ask what it means. Meanwhile, every other pumpkin fades into the dark.
- 👀 Neighbors don’t just notice — they get jealous.
- 🚪 Visitors ask where you got it before they knock.
- 📩 And the HOA? Yeah… they noticed too.
Options explained (30-sec read):
- Standard FAFO™ — classic wording, multiple sizes.
- HOA-Friendly — same metal, cleaner wording (no cuss).
- American Edition — fly the colors; other designs ready too.
- Reflective Finish — lights up in headlights/flashlights.
- Heavy-Duty Yard Stake — plant it in minutes, no drilling.
Real signs. Real yards. Real reactions.




Half our customers buy one for themselves and another as a gift. (It’s the kind of thing you can’t keep to yourself.)
Size | Best For |
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12″ × 12″ | Gates, fences, garages |
24″ × 24″ | Driveways, barns |
36″ × 36″ | Long driveways, acreage |
➕ Extras (Reflective Finish, Yard Stake) available once added.
If you’re not happy, we’ll make it right. Built in the USA.
Aluminum won’t rust • UV-printed for outdoors • Pre-drilled mounting holes
Questions people ask before they buy
Still have questions? We’ve answered the most common ones below ⬇️