THE ULTIMATE PEE J

ROCK CRAWLER FOR YOUR DESK. MALL CRAWLER FOR YOUR OFFICE NEVER.

YOUR DESK IS BORING AS HELL. FIX THAT SHIT NOW.

This isn't just metal art. It's a hand-forged trail-rated desk beast that crushes organization problems while making a statement. Because between Monday meetings and Friday escapes, your workspace should reflect who you really are — the person who conquers Backdoor at KOH, not just quarterly reports.

SELECT YOUR CUSTOM BUILD:

• POWER STATION EDITION - $149.95 Wireless charger seamlessly integrated into the roof rack system. Park your phone on top and power up without cables getting in your way. Compatible with all Qi-enabled devices. Never get caught with a dead battery on the trail or on a Zoom call.
• PROFESSIONAL FLEX PACKAGE - $199.95 Wrapped in your custom company logo with reinforced business card and stationery storage. The ultimate "business in the front, party in the back" statement piece. Impress clients while plotting your next trail run. Because sometimes you have to adult, but you never have to be boring.
• BASE CRAWLER - $89.95 The clean, minimalist build for purists. All the attitude, zero compromises. Perfect starting point for your own custom desk rig. Like a blank canvas with 40" tires.

AMERICAN-MADE CRAFTSMANSHIP: Each piece is meticulously hand-fabricated by master metal artists in our Nashville workshop using premium American metal. Finished with automotive-grade powder coating that won't fade, chip or scratch - just like your real rig should be. Built to last, not to blend in.

PERFECTLY SIZED: 8"L x 4"W x 5"H - Compact enough for any desk, bold enough to be noticed.

Some assembly required. (But seriously, if you can handle Hellbender Trail with 37s, you can handle this 10-minute build.)

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

How long does shipping take? Your Ultimate Pee J ships within 7-10 business days and typically arrives in 3-5 days (US domestic). Need it faster? Select expedited shipping at checkout.

How durable is the finish? How do I keep it looking badass? The automotive-grade powder coating is the same finish used on quality vehicle parts—designed to take a beating. It resists fingerprints, dust wipes off easily, and can be cleaned with standard household cleaners when needed. Unlike cheap finishes, this won't fade, chip, or scratch during normal desk duty.

How does the custom logo process work for the Professional Flex Package? After ordering, you'll receive an email requesting your logo files. We accept high-resolution PNG, JPG, AI, or PDF formats. For best results, send us the highest quality version you have. Our design team will work with what you provide, and we'll send a proof for your approval before production begins.

What's your return policy? If your Ultimate Pee J doesn't rock your world, we offer a 30-day return policy for standard models (Base and Power Station). Due to their custom nature, Professional Flex Package models with your logo are non-returnable unless there's a manufacturing defect. 

What's the lead time for the Professional Flex Package with my custom logo? Custom logo models have the same lead time as our standard models—typically 1-2 weeks from logo approval. We'll work efficiently to get your desk beast to you as quickly as possible while ensuring quality craftsmanship.

Do you offer a warranty? Hell yes. Each Ultimate Pee J comes with a 1-year warranty against manufacturing defects. Not that you'll need it—these are built Nashville tough.

Is assembly actually required? Minimal assembly that takes about 10 minutes with the included tools. Clear instructions included that won't make you question your life choices.

Will there be other designs available? This is our flagship model, but we have plans for limited edition seasonal designs. Join our mailing list to be the first to know when new models drop.

Do you offer corporate bulk orders? Want to outfit your whole team with Ultimate Pee Js? Contact us at customorders@nashvillemetalart.com for special pricing on orders of 10+ units.