THE ULTIMATE PEE-J
WHAT'S ON YOUR DESK? (PROBABLY NOT A EEP)
Let's be real - your desk says more about you than that bullshit mission statement hanging in the break room. This isn't just some fancy paperweight. It's a trail-rated, hand-forged beast that organizes your chaos while telling everyone: "Yeah, I file TPS reports, but weekends I'm crawling rocks with lockers engaged."
I've had three different people stop by my office just to ask about this thing. It's built like a tank, looks badass, and actually keeps my desk organized for once. Worth every penny.
— Chris K., eep Wrangler OwnerPICK YOUR POISON:
POWER STATION EDITION - $149.95
Built-in wireless charger on the roof rack for your phone. Because dead batteries suck whether you're on Zoom or on the trail. Works with all Qi-enabled devices. No more cable spaghetti disaster on your desk. Just park and power up.
PROFESSIONAL FLEX PACKAGE - $199.95
Your company logo wrapped on this beast with storage for business cards and all that corporate crap. It's the ultimate "Monday through Friday, I'm professional... but check my Instagram" statement. Sometimes you gotta play the game, but you never have to be boring.
BASE CRAWLER - $89.95
The stripped-down, no-bullshit version. All attitude, zero fluff. Like ordering your Jeep without power windows or A/C. The perfect blank canvas for adding your own mods and personality.
SEE IT IN ACTION
QUALITY AMERICAN CRAFTSMANSHIP
Hand-built by actual metal fabricators in Nashville who know what they're doing. Premium materials with professional-grade finishes and customizations that ensure long-lasting durability. This isn't mass-produced quality - it's built to take serious use.
SIZED RIGHT
8"L x 4"W x 5"H - Big enough to command respect, small enough that HR won't give you shit about it.
SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED
If you can swap axle shafts with a buddy holding a beer, you can handle this 10-minute build. Clear instructions included that don't require an engineering degree.
30-DAY "THIS DOESN'T ROCK MY WORLD" GUARANTEE
If this beast doesn't make your desk the envy of the office, send it back for a full refund. No questions, no BS.
FAST SHIPPING
Ships in 5-7 business days
1-YEAR WARRANTY
Not that you'll need it
30-DAY RETURNS
But you won't want to
NASHVILLE MADE
Not overseas BS
SHIT PEOPLE ASK US
How long till it shows up?
Your Ultimate Pee J ships within 5-7 business days and typically lands on your doorstep in 7-14 days (US domestic). Need it faster? Select expedited shipping at checkout.
Is the finish actually tough, or will it look like crap in a month?
This has the same quality finish they use on legit vehicle parts. It won't fade, chip, or scratch during normal desk duty. Fingerprints wipe right off, and it cleans up with regular household cleaners. It's built to last, not to look pretty for a week then turn to garbage.
How does the custom logo thing work?
Order the Professional Flex Package, and you'll be able to upload your files directly through our site (high-res PNG, JPG, AI, or PDF). Our design team sets it up with a UV-printed wrap that looks badass. No crappy pixelated logos - we'll make sure it looks right.
What if I hate it?
Standard models (Base and Power Station) come with a 30-day "this doesn't rock my world" return policy. Custom logo models are non-returnable unless we screwed something up, because nobody else wants your company logo.
How long for the custom logo version?
Same lead time as our standard models—typically 1-2 weeks from logo approval. We don't mess around.
Got a warranty?
Hell yes. 1-year warranty against manufacturing defects. Not that you'll need it—these are built Nashville tough.
Is there really assembly required?
Minimal assembly that takes about 10 minutes with the included tools. The instructions won't make you want to throw it across the room, promise.
Will you make other models?
This is our flagship, but we've got limited edition seasonal designs in the works. Join our mailing list to hear about them first.
Can I get these for my whole office?
Want to outfit your whole crew? Hit us up at customorders@nashvillemetalart.com for special pricing on orders of 10+ units. Be the hero who saved the office from boring desk accessories.
LOW STOCK WARNING
Current production batch is 75% sold. Next batch ships in 3 weeks.
